Ladies vs. Real Women
Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."
Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes." ************************************************** *********** Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares? ************************************************** *********** Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably laying on your *** on the couch, with your feet up anyway. ************************************************** *********** Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs. ************************************************** *********** Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside of the cake. Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate the sonofa***** for you. ************************************************** *********** Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over piecrust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. Real Women - Sara Lee frozen freakin pie directions do not include brushing egg whites, so I don't do it. ************************************************** *********** Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbour guy to do it. ************************************************** *********** Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. Real Women - Leftover wine?? ************************************************** *********** A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" |
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