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Old 05-18-2009, 06:23 AM   #1  
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From my email -

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioned in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly after landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most people think they are.
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Old 05-18-2009, 06:28 AM   #2  
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Old 05-18-2009, 06:59 AM   #3  
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LOL - that was great!
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Old 05-18-2009, 10:39 AM   #5  
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I needed a good laugh this morning! Thanks for that!
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