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Old 08-23-2008, 08:35 PM   #1  
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Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet and was in the checkout line when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant?

So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff the butt of an Irish Setter and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.
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Old 08-23-2008, 09:09 PM   #3  
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Lol!
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Old 08-23-2008, 09:19 PM   #4  
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oh man, here's your sign!
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Old 08-23-2008, 09:28 PM   #5  
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DH and I are ROFL.
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Old 08-24-2008, 10:24 AM   #6  
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Tommy and I are laughing hysterically. I do love a good SNORK! Thanks Ruthie!
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Oh, I can't believe I missed this before! Ruth, you are too much! Thanks for the giggle.
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Let's not get carried away. It was really Ruthie that said that. She's in Bed 12 of Ward F at Kingston Hospital - that's the dementia ward. The nice lady that asked if she had a dog, turned out to be the local psychiatrist and had her committed 10 minutes later.
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Old 08-25-2008, 06:51 AM   #9  
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