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Old 02-08-2008, 03:30 PM   #16  
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Yes, Schmoodle, WHAT porno thing??
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Old 02-08-2008, 04:02 PM   #17  
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It came out on the internet the first time he was on Survivor that he had previously done some softcore porn stuff for the Playboy channel. If you google "Ozzy Lusth Survivor Porn" you can probably find video (how funny a google is that?). No, I did not watch it. I think he's adorable and hot and I would rather cover my eyes and stick my fingers in my ears and go "la-la-la" and pretend I never heard about it. I will stick to my fantasy Ozzy, deep-sea diving, dreamy-eyed, face-eating, pure and adorable jungle boy.
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Old 02-08-2008, 04:27 PM   #18  
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Aw, shucks, Ozzy! Shame on you! I'm tempted to peek!
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Old 02-08-2008, 04:45 PM   #19  
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If you do, let me know if you like it or if you are traumatized!
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Old 02-08-2008, 05:11 PM   #20  
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Nah, I couldn't bring myself to do it, LOL!
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Old 02-08-2008, 10:34 PM   #21  
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Just had a thought, what about making Ozzy an honorary cabana boy? Then I realized, Ruth would just steal him.
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Old 02-09-2008, 06:52 AM   #22  
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Yeah, now that she's the Bionic Woman, we don't stand a chance! They'll make a cute couple, though!
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Old 03-14-2008, 04:24 PM   #23  
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So now we're a few more episodes along, what are you guys thinking?
First of all, what were the challenge designers thinking when they put last week's challenge together? Dragging each other around trees and pointy sticks? What was the score? One busted lip, one concussion, one hurt leg, and one destroyed knee? Poor Jonathan. I was sad when Yau Man left, devastated at the way Jonathan had to go last night, and then when I thought Ozzy was about to get voted out at tribal, I thought I was going to pass out. I don't really think Ozzy can make it to the end, unless everyone else left is incredibly stupid, but I hope he's around for a while anyway for eye candy.
Some thoughts about the other players:
Chet, very disappointing. I'm sure he's a very nice man, but he did not belong on that show, and won't be missed. I was disappointed he couldn't even pull it together to help out Tracy before he left, but also relieved because it saved Cirie or Ozzy.
Perverti is just the most disgusting piece of work ever. She would be more subtle if she just wore a blinking neon arrow pointing to her crotch. Did you hear her ask the native man if he was married? I don't think she's nearly as cute as she obviously thinks she is.
Sorry, but James is still useless. He did win the challenge for them last night, but that's the first one I can think of he had a hand in winning. Last week he just managed to get himself tied around a tree. He keeps talking about how useless other players are (Eliza) but I wish someone would hand him a mirror and ask him how many tiles he broke.
Eliza, on the other hand is really growing on me. She has really been performing in the challenges, and managing not to piss anyone off too much so far. Do I smell a winner?
Tracy is promising, but I'm afraid she doesn't have a chance now that Chet is gone, and the Faves will just pick off her and Erik off. It would be great if she could get in with Cirie and/or Amy and stay in the game, even though that would mean Ozzy's butt, but I'm resigned to him going at some point, and that would be a good way. Amanda is expendable for sure.
Oh, and Erik, Peter Frampton hair is from 25 years ago.
jason, well, I don't dislike him yet. We'll see...
And Ami, never did like her, but she hasn't been too obnoxious this season yet.

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Old 03-14-2008, 04:35 PM   #24  
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I know I'm not a beacher, but...

SO SAD about Penner. You could tell he really did NOT want to leave.

I think this was the first time someone has had to leave on an injury that they got during an aggressive challenge...the other medi-vac's were all injuries around camp or unrelated, right? Why did they make such a violent challenge?
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Ozzie is nice to look at, isn't he? I was thinking the very same thing regarding the challenges, they are getting violent! I don't care much for Jonathan, but I felt so bad for him having to leave like that. At least he can say he wasn't voted out. So sad, he didn't want to go. I cried right along with the rest of them.
I just can't figure out what Chet was thinking when he signed up for Survivor in the first place. It was a shame to see the way Joel dragged him around last week, but he didn't even try.
Perverti, good choice of a name for her. I see you caught that comment to the native guy, too, Schmoodle! What a slut.
James is so-so, but he isn't as good at the challenges as he thinks he is. It could be a ploy to stay a little longer, though. Maybe the others won't see him as too much of a threat just yet.
I think Amanda is just a parasite, she feeds off of others.
I like Eliza and Cirie. Cirie may not do well in challenges, but I like her comments.
Not sure about Tracy, but she bears watching. So does Jason, but him believing he has the idol can spell T-R-O-U-B-L-E for him.
Can't stand Amy or Erik. Erik sure has gotten cocky, it doesn't become him.

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at the wrap-up, where they show who voted for whom, I could have SWORN I saw both Tracy and Chet hold up paper that had Erik's name on it ... not sure where I can find out if my eyes were seeing correctly but that's what I saw

ETA: I watched the replay online and yep, Both Tracy and Chet threw down votes for Erik - interesting ploy

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Old 03-14-2008, 09:37 PM   #27  
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Oh good catch dbz! I didn't notice that. so we must have missed out on a lot of planning.

mandalinn, don't worry about not being a beacher! Glad to hear from other fans.
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