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Old 11-30-2007, 03:13 PM   #1  
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Tom was in trouble.

He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really
angry. She told him Tomorrow morning, I expect to find
a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less
than 6 seconds, 'AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!'

The next morning Tom got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up she looked out the window and
sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle
of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe
and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back
in the house. She opened it and found a brand new
bathroom scale.

Tom has been missing since Friday.
Please pray for him
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Old 11-30-2007, 03:28 PM   #2  
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I love it! I thought you were announcing a skipped period!
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Old 11-30-2007, 04:50 PM   #3  
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LMAO so was I!!

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Old 12-01-2007, 02:49 AM   #4  
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Ha! That was not my Tom, but I wouldn't put it past him!!!

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Old 12-03-2007, 09:15 AM   #5  
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