LOL HamSandwich...Taco, Burrito, and Nacho...that is hilarious!
My Basset is Persephone after the Greek goddess of springtime, but I call her Persie. My Basset/Chow/Spitz mix is named Kip, but he came to me from the rescue group with that name. I named my 3 cats after hunky TV characters (Zeke, Winston, and Horatio). Sadly, whenever I've named one of them, the TV show gets cancelled within a year or so -- so watch out CSI: Miami/David Caruso!
I love the name Ridley for a male or female dog. Or try finding the name of a place that you love that would make a good dog's name. My Mom's dogs are named Dillon and Aspen (towns in Colorado), and my "nephew dog" is named Pico (after the mountain in Vermont.)
Then again, when I lived in Greece, my next door neighbor's dog was named "Dog," but I don't really suggest that for somewhat obvious reasons.
OR, you could go with HamSandwich's theme and try "Enchilada" or "Chili con Carne."
"HamSandwich," by the way, is hilarious also! As a USER name, I mean. Obviously. NOT as a dog's name. Again, obviously.
