Here's the skinny...
My daughter and the kidnapper went away for the week-end for something silly

...
To celebrate

their 5th wedding anniversary ...
something unimportant to me
that's fine...if she wants to spend her time with the kidnapper that's her problem not mine!
it has never made much sense to me...
and yet she is an

educated woman....
go figure
Anyway, enough of that.
here lies the problem....
I assumed that
GRANDdaughter2 would be spending the week-end with me...
and yet
she is not here
Now my daughter never said
GRANDdaughter2 was going to be here...
and when I questioned her this morning, when I called....hoping to wake them up
(kidnapper is a sleeper-inner) daughter is not
daughter informs me that
GRANDdaughter2 being only 10 weeks old is still OTB....(on the booby)
Excuses is all I ever get!
I am sure there is a law...and if not...
THERE SHOULD BE!!
That grandpa gets to babysit when mom's and kidnappers go out of town!
AM I RIGHT, Ladies?....
Well enough of my
I better go get
GRANDdaughter1's toys out because her mommy and daddy stayed home this week-end
and our coming over for the

BBQ
I guess I will be OK....
Happy Memorial Day Ladies....
Enjoy your time with

friends and family
although this story is absolutely true....I may have embellished a little....just a little