i want to be catwoman. like halle berry. in a shiny vinyl catsuit complete with stiletto boots, claws, and ears. and i will be. next year. and i will look magnificent in it.
I wanna be a french maid for my husband next year. He's already turned on by my body's changes, and he hasn't really gotten to see them yet. He's been away for 6 weeks. He comes home on FRIDAY!!!!!