I am a new mother (son is 9 weeks old) so I try to manage my time wisely by cooking meals in advance, washing laundry while he sleeps, and I work full time. LADIES, I have some advice.

Don’t ever think you can save time by brushing your teeth and using a q-tip at the same time. You will inevitably twirl your toothbrush and jam the q-tip deep into your brain.

This has been a Public Service Announcement

But is your ear minty fresh now?

You are so funny!

Just don't want someone else to make the same silly mistake I did...