A recent scientific experiment discovered that frogs can be levitated using magnetic coils. Magnets have two poles: the north pole and the south pole.

This experiment succeeded by adding a third: the tadpole.

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Cryptographers make terrible drummers.

They're easily distracted by all the cymbals.

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Geologists are the only scientists who are glad when their work is taken for granite.


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Forgive me, Chickies. I'm trying to pretend I'm ten years old!

booooooooooooooooo

wokka wokka. Thanks for the smile Ruth!

Ha, Ha!

These sound like what I hear from the back seat on the way home from school.

We need a laugh over here. I might have to use them on the kids around the place. Thanks Ruth