excellent!! i especially like "you are tolerated" and "thank god you're leaving" hahaha
i did make a pan of brownies once for a friend who had made it a year in her job- "way to not suck!" and also made a cake to celebrate getting rid of a dreadful client the "f-u" cake. should have taken pics.
Haha. John Mayer had a cake contest and I guess the cake was supposed to reflect him, so my friend made a cake shaped like a d***** bag. She was a finalist too!