That's right TEAM it's time to get ready for those
mid-summer
snow cones
We have had a lot of these bologna/baloney threads...from fried to stacked in the last 2 years...
but guess what?....it was all
blah
blah
blah
We even had the
5 Pound Guarantee Loss Pill threads....
I am still paying off

court fees on that one...who would have thunk my

concoction was nothing more than another diet scam
I know nothing!

....talk to my lawyers!
Circumstances beyond our control

have brought us to a standstill...
we have lost focus....
Are you

scared?....are you

anxious?....are you

freaked out about
summer coming?
Can't wear those jackets to hide the
baloney we failed to drop over winter....that we drug along into

spring?
Well fear not! The
baloney angels
are with us!
They will carry us to
mid summer where we can

walk with pride through those county fairs
Some of us may not reach our goals by
mid-summer 
...but some of us just might
The best part about this
baloney is there is no pressure to get to our goal before
summer 
...
we simply extend it just a
wee bit...
This
baloney is not another one of my
kraaazeee 
ideas
TEAM
This is the real deal
You can
feel it can't you?
That
mid-summer
delicious county fair
snow cone waiting for you
dripping down that new clean white T-shirt....
I like to call it
redneck tie dye
or

running down your arm so it looks like one of those
do it yourself tattoos where you

licked yourself way too looong....
So here we go
TEAM...we are shooting for
mid-summer...
we can do this
Any and all welcome to join our TEAM...