Girl, if you just lost your job, and then ate pineapple instead of snickers, you need to get on the nearest table and shake it like it's 1999... 2009...
Crap. Just SHAKE IT! Seriously. Review that: you lost your job (stress), and then said "no" to junk food (traditional stress-relief?). You, my fellow chick, rule. You rock. You super-rock.
