There is a glass of deliciously cheap wine poured and ready to drink sitting right next to me. It will be my second of the evening. I really don't need it.
But it'll help me sleep... But I really don't need it...
but but but...
I was in Europe this summer, they put coke in their red wine and sparkling lemon water in their white. I tried it with diet 7 up - basically the same thing - cuts the calories in half, and tastes so good!