All this time it's been crack - I knew it!!! tee-hee
Actually, I'm not sure it's the store bought cakes that have been drugged, but maybe it's the Little Debbie Snack Cakes. They have got to be the cheapest goodie known to man and they can live in your cupboard for years, maybe even decades, and still be edible! Lord only knows how many preservatives, trans-fats, food-colorings, and refined sugars are in those little guys!
Thank goodness for me I am out of the U.S. at the moment so I don't have to worry about warding them off!