Bar Etiquette

  • A sexy young woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural
    >>pub. She gestured
    >>alluringly to the bartender who approached her
    >>immediately. She
    >>seductively signaled
    >>that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he
    >>did, she gently
    >>caressed
    >>his full beard.
    >>
    >>"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his
    >>face with both
    >>hands.
    >>
    >>"Actually, no," he replied.
    >>
    >>"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she
    >>said, running her
    >>hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
    >>
    >>"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is
    >>there anything I can
    >>do?"
    >>
    >>"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she
    >>continued, running her
    >>forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly
    >>popping a couple of her
    >>fingers
    >>into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
    >>
    >>"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to
    >>say.
    >>
    >>"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper,
    >>hand soap, or paper
    >>
    >>towels in the ladies room."
  • EWWWWWWWWW!! Wow, that even grossed out my DH!
  • SO not expecting the ending!
  • I'm dying to know guys... what the **** does DH stand for? Am I dumb or what?
  • Dear or Damn Husband
  • ahh, that's what i thought. I just didn't know if it was dear or damn, lol.
    thank you, Deafinlysmart
  • Very often, it's both, isn't it? What's the one for boyfriend?
  • Bf
  • That was very funny. LOL
  • Very cute. Loved it!
  • lol!
  • Now that was good!
  • Good one...you just made my joke of the day on my yahoo 360 page....lol