I had to post another one this was way to cute. I thought the Ontario chicks would really love it.
The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.
>The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop smacked him
>in the head with his nightstick.
>"What the **** was that for?" the driver asked.
>"You're in Ontario, son," the OPP answered.
>"When we pull you over in Ontario, you better have your
>license ready by the time we get to your car."
>"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around
>here."
>
The O.P.P.cop runs a check on the guy's license, he's clean and he
>gives the guy his license back.
>The cop then walks around to the passenger side and taps on
>the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK", the
>cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
>" What"d you do that for?" the passenger demands.
>"Just making your wish come true," replied the cop.
>"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
>"Because I know your type," the cop says, Two miles down the
>road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, "I wish that *******
>would've tried that **** with me!"
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