A little medical humor...

  • > > >
    > > > "I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
    > > > Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
    > > > that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30am.
    > > >
    > > > I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was
    >already
    > > > around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I
    >didn't
    > > > have any time to spare to take a bath or a shower.
    > > > As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort
    > > > concerning my hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't
    > > > going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw
    > > > off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and
    > > > gave myself a quick washing in "that area" to make sure I was at least
    > > > presentable.
    > > >
    > > > I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes,
    >hopped
    > > > in the car and raced to my appointment.
    > > > I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
    > > >
    > > > Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
    > > > looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
    > > > Paris or some other place a million miles away.
    > > >
    > > > I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an
    >extra
    > > > effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.
    > > >
    > > > After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
    > > > The rest of the day was normal... some shopping, cleaning,
    > > > cooking, etc.
    > > >
    > > > After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she
    > > > called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I
    > > >>told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need
    > > >>the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles
    > > >>saved inside it."
    > > >
  • LOL I remember seeing that a few years ago and it has always been one of my favorite stories. Can you just imagine????? ROFL
  • Love that one, too. Thanks, Little Chick!