The Pasta Diet:
Try it, it really works!
Here's how, in 5 easy steps:
1) You walka pasta da bakery.
2) You walka pasta da candy store.
3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.
5) You justa walka and walka.
(you didn't really think I'd ever be tired of SBD, did you? )