1) It was fun squeezing into the tiny airplane seat and having my size 22 crop jeans cut into my stomach.
2) I like having to use a mirror to shave my bikini area, then running out of breath and getting light headed when I bent over to shave my legs in the shower.
3) I enjoyed shopping for hours to find a sexy little size 22 baiting suite that I could wear on the beach next to all the skinny girls! Woo Hoo Sexy me!!!
4) It was comforting knowing that I had built in size 44DD floatation devises in case the plane went down in the ocean.
5) I loved the way my legs painfully rubbed together while taking a romantic walk on the beach with my DH.
6) I loved going snorkeling and then having to be pulled back in the boat by two guys, when all of the other girls only need one to pull them up. I'm sure my husband didn't notice. Yea right!
7) Most of all, I think I enjoyed looking at all of the pictures of my bloated up face, and fat rolls! I can't wait to show all of our friends and family our vacation pictures.