i want to be what they call skinny fat

  • i want to be skinny (meaning i want to be a small dress size) but i want to have a lot of fat so that when you touch me it's soft and fluffy.

    how do i achive that?
  • By calorie restriction, eating very low protein (under 35g or so a day) and not exercising. This is absolutely hazardous for your health tho.