Actually, that is a BRILLIANT idea!!! Having to stop and interact AT ALL with the A$$holes is a waste of time. Just hand them a preprinted card!! And for those like Jessica who are dealing with coworkers, just print up some that can't get you fired (mixed variety of the above comments) and just hand them out!!! You could even just print them out on strips of paper off of your computer!!! LOVE it Juju!!