I want to stay fat cause I love when my 4yr old says she wants a big belly like mommy.
I want to stay fat cause I love it when my husband squeezes my fat rolls.
I want to stay fat cause I want my girls to be embarrassed to introduce me to future boyfriends.
I want to stay fat cause I want to be diabetic someday.
I want to stay fat cause when I lose weight my tattoos might look weird.
I want to stay fat cause when I lose weight I might not get enough splash out of a cannonball into the pool.