So I posted a picture over in 20-somethings the other day and commented that if I could get rid of my armpit pudge, it would be awesome...well, the glorious Miss LeilaJey then informed me that armpit fat could very well actually be migrated breast tissue and added a few links. I spent some time looking around on the internet, took some measurements, and went out looking for new bras today...
...only to find that I've apparently been shopping 3 cup sizes too small. I'd been wearing 36Bs from the US and picking up the occasional 80C in Japan when they started to feel too stretched-out. Today I walked out with 75Fs (apparently the equivalent of DDs). HO...LY...CRAP. I've spent my whole life laboring under the delusion that I was the only flat-chested fat girl out there, but as it turns out, I'm just too stupid to know how to fit a bra.
Has something like this happened to anyone else? I feel so lost right now...I don't know how to dress with boobs or anything...I kinda feel like up is down, left is moose, and the center of the earth is filled with goldfish crackers...I half just want to put my old bras back on, but the armpit thing has been bugging me for a long time and if it's boobage, it seems highly unlikely that I'll be able to get rid of it any other way than redirecting it back to where it's supposed to be.
*Sigh* At least my boyfriend will be happy...