A Donkey's Tale

  • The Donkey Story

    One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The

    animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried

    to figure out what to do.



    Finally he decided the animal was old and the well

    needed to be covered up anyway, it just wasn't worth

    it to retrieve the donkey.



    He invited all his neighbors to come over and help

    him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel

    dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what

    was happening and cried horribly.



    Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few

    shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the

    well and was astonished at what he saw. With every

    shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing

    something amazing.



    He would shake it off and take a step up. As the

    farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of

    the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up.

    Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped

    up over the edge of the well and trotted off!



    Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of

    dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake

    it off and take a step up.



    Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get

    out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never

    giving up! Shake it off and take a step up!



    Remember the five simple rules to be happy:



    1. Free your heart from hatred.

    2. Free your mind from worries.

    3. Live simply.

    4. Give more.

    5. Expect less.



    P.S.: The donkey later came back and kicked THE ****

    out of the farmer that tried burying him.



    Moral: When you try to cover your ***, it always

    comes back to get you.
  • Excellent! I'll pass this one on to my minister who will work it into a sermon and shock the parishioners into life. ROFLOLPIMP!