I believe it is time to end our relationship. You've been with me for quite some time now and quite honestly, I'm ready to move on and leave you behind. It seems that you insist on always being in the spotlight. I'm tired of you perpetually showing up on my scale. Just so you know, next week I'll be having a temporary affair with 184, 183, or 182. You'll just have to get over it. Farewell forever!
Stillwagon