We got something in the mail touting "Ultra-Fast instant FAT-BURN... Acupuncture without needles... You lose weight in the first few hours! Accu-trim Beads are the No Needle version of Acupuncture - the weight loss cure that really works."
And, of course: "No diet, exercise or effort required. It works faster than starvation!"
Off to dial the 1-800 number to order my slim new body and happier life...
