Didn't make it that far, I was a Brownie though....still have my uniform

TPBM has a hot date tonight!!!

Nope DH is outta town....
TPBM has plans Memorial Day Weekend to go somewhere....

Not yet.

TPBM has been at their job a long time.

Yes!
-itch coworker or -itch neighbor

No co-worker...so I guess it would have to be my neighbor.

TPBM went scuba diving today.

I wish

TPBM is on the way to workout

Nope, already done it this a.m.

TPBM can't wait to feast on dessert tonight.

No dessert for me.

TPBM had an "OMG" moment today.

not so far

TPBM is going (already went) to the gym

No gym for me.

TPBM turned quite a few heads today.

I wish

TPBM already got a gift for her/his mom

Sent her a card & flowers.

TPBM rides public transportation sometimes.

Nope

TPBM had the worlds longest bath last night.

kinda

TPBM has plans with her/his mom this Sunday

Nope...mom is in Florida, and I'm not

TPBM...just finally sold their old bedroom furniture