Don't mind us, Barb --- we aren't
really following you around to be ready for that big 100 pound celebration! We are actually ...um... on a
scavenger hunt, yeah, that's it! --- a
scavenger hunt! See here is the list. We still have to find a pound of fat, a pound of fat, a fat pound, another pound of fat and another fat pound. So, this really has absolutely
nothing to do with you. Really. Nothing! At all. It's all just
coincidence.........
Did she just lose another pound? Oh, wow --- this is so cool and she....oooops.... shhhhh, everybody, shhhhhh.....