Is Coming To Town
And HE is carrying around an extra 5 pounds of "gifts" (aka un-wanted baggage ) that HE doesn't need
Last year at this time, the day after THANKSGIVING HE checked in on the beast at 171.0
This morning sad Santa jumped off the beast faster than Rudolph goes coast to coast on Christmas Eve
Yep, this sad Santa has gained 4 pounds since last Christmas....dang! Checking in this morning at 175.0 proves once again that this Santa's weight does not! go down with the stock market .....go figure.
Bottom line.... Rudolph is just flat tired of hauling Santa's extra "gift" around.
After a little discussion in my own mind....now that can be scary....this SANTA has received the OK from his little elves to..... get the shovel out...
GUARANTEE A 5 POUND WEIGHT LOSS FOR CHRISTMAS
So here WE go....bringing the TEAM back for the Christmas rush for a 5 Pound Guarantee Loss... you have the ELVES word on it!
This guarantee is going to make Mrs. Claus very happy
And this SANTA just might have a little cheer on Christmas Day
So what do you say? Are you going to join TEAM RUDOLPH and lose that 5 pound extra package you have been carrying around?