The washcloth...a story to make chicks cackle

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    I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early
    one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I
    had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed
    everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip
    to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As
    most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making
    such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full
    effort.


    So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was
    sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make
    sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes
    basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
    I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
    Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I undressed, hopped up on the
    table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
    Paris or some other place a million miles away.


    I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra
    effort this morning, haven't we?' I didn't respond. After the appointment,
    I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal ...
    Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter
    was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my
    washcloth?'


    I told her to get another one from the cupboard.


    She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
    glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'

    Never going back to that doctor. Ever.
  • LOL........That is one of the funniest things I ever read. I'm going to print and share with my gyn who I'm seeing on Monday...
  • I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look
  • thanks for sharing!
  • OMG this is great! I'm sending it to my doctor today!! It's a must have for the "let's take a peek" room... lol Thanks for sharing!
  • I've read this before but it cracks me up every time I read it.
  • omfg...rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • They had this on cosmo once. little diffrent version of how the sparkles got there but LoL it GREAT
  • Lmfao
  • lol, too funny!