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CHAT!
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I can't blame the devil (sounded good though didn't it? Can't you picture me in full goth with a goblet of blood and a plate of tortilla chips?). It was just me.
It sounded AWESOME! "Hey there, little girl! If you give me your soul, I'll give you all the fresh loaves of white, processed, crusty bread, and all the plates of delicious noodles, and all the scrumptious crunchy fluffy jacket potatoes, and all the bowls of special-fried rice, and all the slices of carbalicious Death By Chocolate, and all the apple pies and chicken pies and lemon meringue pies that your chubby little heart desires, AND YOU'LL NEVER GAIN A POUND! In fact, YOU'LL LOSE WEIGHT! I mean, it's not like you're USING your soul! It's just sitting there. In fact, to be honest, I think it makes your bum look big. Go on, s'calmie! French fries! Potato chips! Breakfast burritoes! Haagen Dazs icecream with hot fudge sauce! Mmmmmm! And, hey, I'll even throw in this set of steak knives and pudding cups for free, to sweeten the deal! ...There's a girl! Just sign here... Bwa ha ha ha!"I can't blame the devil (sounded good though didn't it? Can't you picture me in full goth with a goblet of blood and a plate of tortilla chips?). It was just me.
Okay, possibly I have an overactive imagination. Maybe. (But I gotta say, I'd be pretty damn torn...)
BD - good work on the kitten rescue! Excellent work! There's a little litter of puppies in my street, and I've been a little concerned about them during the recent deluges of the rainy season - but the taxi guys seem to be taking pretty good care of them, so I'm hoping that the reason I've not seen them this week is 'cause they've been moved to a safer place. (They are SERIOUSLY cute. And I'm a cat person! But - cute like woah!)