A Golfer Goes to Heaven ...

  • ... and do they have fabulous courses there!
    He's absolutely blown away by their beauty and drags poor St Peter all over looking at them.
    St Peter finally tires of this. "Ok, ok, ok. They are beautiful golf courses and you coulda been here enjoying them ten years ago if you hadn't eaten all that fiber!"
  • OMG! thats awful! awful funny that is! lol