Wait, are you joking? Or just.. celebrating his stupidity, or what??
Whether he works out two hours a day or not.. man, he may gain some muscle, but with that much fried grease in him, he's gonna NEED that two hours a day just to break even calorie-wise.
1 pizza 12 inches across is 1500 calories and 55 grams of fat. 2L of soda has more sugar than I can possibly imagine, 11 shots of JD is like.. 800 calories...
The guy can't be losing much except years off the end of his life. :S
I remember you talking about being intimidated by his gloating, but... with this kind of behaviour, can you honestly doubt that you're gonna win!? The male metabolism may be ever so slightly superior when it comes to rapid weight loss, but there's NO way he's gonna lose weight rapidly like this.
So, CHEERS TO YOU!
Keep doing fabulously, you'll be miles ahead of him in terms of LOSS in NO TIME!!!