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  • I miss you girl.....come back, come back........XOXO
  • The EMIL had taken over my lifel.. I swear I will never be an EMIL
    Someone make me sign in blood!
  • Okay Nicole, sounds like we need to head to Canada for some EMIL hunting!

    Oh, and Kristen, you have had and EMIL, therefore, you will never be an EMIL.
  • Kristen - ship EMIL to Aunt Joni...I'll take care of her!

    How was Jillian's birthday bash?
  • You know, Katie.......I'm thinking we may have to go to Canada........so many of our friends from there have disappeared. It's just no good!!!

    Kristen.......so sorry EMIL is at it again. Maybe it is time to move......she does live right down the street from you, doesn't she?

    Joni........can I ship my EMIL to you?
  • Just got back from the post office.. it's hard to fit bubble wrap around someone so they can still breathe!
    How is everyone? Well let's just say the EMIL caused a big fight between DH and I on the night of my daughter's bday.. but then he called her up and they had a big scrap on the phone.. so the next day she sent me an email apologizing for that crazy drunk dialing she did in April.. we all remember that one don't we? She didn't have any of the details accurate about what she was apologizing for but basically DH has told her to sort herself out, not to phone here and this is her last chance... and before you ask.. DH and I are fine.. she just is way to much drama for me and it ended up we took it out on each other.. so Joni it is your option to feed her once a week if you like!
    I've attached a link so you can see Jillian celebrating her bday at home, the zoo and then home again!!!
    I missed all of you too!!!!!!!!

    http://www.facebook.com/album.php?ai...6&id=535352065
  • Welcome back Kristen. You got me laughing with the bubble wrap..... Do these EMIL's belong to a society or what? I thought mine was bad..... Just take lots of deep breaths. I bet you are ready to return to sanity..... Take care.
  • Lynx... Dr Phil has offered me a discount if we all want to go on the show.. Joni will unwrap all our MILs, feed them some scraps and then we'll take me on the show.. after the show we'll all go our for a meal on plan together.. reminisce and then shop our hearts out.. who's in with me!! Katie.. Lynx.. Nicole.. anyone.. anyone!!
  • Oh, girl.....I am totally in!!!
  • No way, my EMIL bites! Not without a muzzle. A big, cast iron one. With a key I can swallow. Or maybe a should let Nicole swallow it. She seems to have a taste for swallowing foreign (I think that is spelled wrong too, I have been drinking) objects. What do you say Nicole? Can you? Will you?
  • Quote: The EMIL had taken over my lifel.. I swear I will never be an EMIL
    Someone make me sign in blood!
    omg, what is "EMIL"?? h
    Thanks! I'm just terribly curious...everyone knows what it is except me and it's so funny, because from the 2-3 posts I saw here, it doesn't let me infer what it is.
  • the EMIL.... Evil Mother In Law.. there are a few on the loose on both sides of the border!!
  • Good morning, Kristen. How is your coffee this morning? It would be much better if I were there sharing it with you XOXO
  • I'm not sure what's funnier - the visual of Kristen wrapping up EMIL in bubble wrap...or...Katie "drink" typing at 1:30 in the morning. I had a couple drinks myself last night...better go see who/what I wrote!

    Nicole - my coffee is quite tasty right now...

    okay-I finally joined that Facebook thingie so I could look at the pictures from Jillian's party...but just now when I tried to view it said they weren't available. I'll try later. So sorry I couldn't make the party..oh yeah, I wasn't invited :-(
  • I had the same trouble with facebook Joni. Kristen.......any luck for you?