Mother's Day Story!

  • (Just received this via email!)

    At the time of this story we had this great 10-year old cat named Jack.
    Jack was a great cat, and the kids would carry him around and sit on
    him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap all day long on this mat in our bathroom.

    Well, we have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years
    old, 3 years old and 1 year old. The middle one is Eli. Eli really loves
    chapstick. LOVES it. He kept asking to use my chapstick and then losing it. So finally one day I showed him where in the bathroom I keep my chapstick and how he could use it whenever he wanted to but he needed to put it right back in the drawer when he was done.

    Last year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush around and
    try to get ready for Church with everyone crying and carrying on. My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal box. I am trying to nurse my little one at the same time I am putting on my make-up. Everything is a mess and everyone has long forgotten that this is a wonderful day to honor me and the amazing job that is motherhood.

    We finally have the older one and and the baby loaded in the car, and I
    am looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere, and I finally round the
    corner to go into the bathroom. And there was Eli. He was applying my chapstick very carefully to Jack's . . . rear end. Eli looked right into my eyes and said "chapped." Now if you have a cat, you know that he is right--their little butts do look pretty chapped. And, frankly, Jack didn't seem to mind.

    And the only question really to ask at that point was whether it was the
    FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind -- or the hundredth.

    And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever, because it reminds us
    that no matter how hard we try to civilize these glorious little creatures,
    there will always be that day when you realize they've been using your
    chapstick on the cat's butt.
  • And yesterday morning, I received this via personal delivery. My son wakes me up by handing me a Leggo. Then he goes to his room and brings back another. Its a game we play...put em together mommy! So he runs back to his room and comes back with both hands full, hands me what's in hand number one. As I'm bringing it to my nose to sniff out the scent and figure out what it could be, he's reaching me the other handful, then the smell hits me.

    Time to start potty training. ::sigh::
  • Hahahahahahaha....