* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna
Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the
froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells....

Fun! These are posted at work too!

Reminds me of Bob Rivers's Twisted Christmas carols. They are soooooo funny! Parodies on the real ones such as "walking 'round in women's underwear" for "Walking in a Winter Wonderland" and so on.

Omg those are too funny! Thanks for sharing!

Shannon

Lacy things, the wife is missin'
Didn't ask for her permisson
To put on her clothes and silk pantyhose
Walkin' round in women's underwear....



That and Weird Al's "The Night Santa Went Crazy" are two of my favs.

i forgot all about the night santa went crazy.

i love humor music, in fact, I'm listening to Stephen Lynch right now.

DD's really into Weird Al, but I don't think she has that one. I'll have to look it up for her. We have 4 Bob Rivers CD's of Christmas stuff. I don't think he does anything but Christmas parodies. I've got them loaded in my car and DD and I were laughing all the way to school today!

What about the one "The Restroom Door said Gentlemen"? Another one of my favorites! And "Who Put the Stump"? too funny!

I hadn't heard of Stephen Lynch....listened to a few snippets at Amazon. He's pretty funny, too.

OMG! I didn't even know that Al had an "extra gory version"! The last verse changes to:

Yes, Virginia, now Santa Claus is dead
Some guy from the SWAT team blew a hole through his head
Yes, little friend, now that's his brains on the floor
Guess you won't have the fat guy to kick around anymore
Well now there's no more presents for the children's enjoyment
And the elves gotta stand in line to file for unemployment
And they say Mrs. Claus, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

http://www.com-www.com/weirdal/night...razy-gory.html

Alinnell, here's the album version: http://www.com-www.com/weirdal/theni...wentcrazy.html And you can listen to the MIDI file there to here how it goes.

Jorgi Jorgenson ... think in a Swedish accent.


Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas,
On that yolly holiday,
I'll go in the red, like a knucklehead
Cause I squander all my pay.
Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas,
Shopping sure drives me beserk,
On the day before, I rush in da store,
Like a nervous nelly yerk.
I look at nightgowns for my vife,
Dose black ones trimmed in red.
But, I won't know her size,
And so, she'll get a carpet sweeper instead.
Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas
Ven each kid hangs up his sock,
Its a time for kids, to flip der lids,
While der papa goes in hock.

Stephen Lynch is hilarious--my son has a DVD--Would have liked to see him on broadway in Adam Sandlers role in The Wedding Singer.....