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> >Kitchens
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> >1. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is
> >delirious.
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> >2. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
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> >3. A husband is someone who takes out the trash and
> >gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
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> >4. If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
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> >5. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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> >6. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
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> >7. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for
> >they shall never cease to be amused.
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> >8. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
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> >9. Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
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> >10. Housework done properly can kill you.
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> >11. Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and
> >gone on to lead normal lives.
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> >12. My next house will have no kitchen just vending
> >machines.
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