Is it wrong of me to feel a bit smug when the tall, skinny, athletic girl in line behind me buys two pints of ice cream, a candy bar, and a frozen pizza and I get five kinds of fruit and some cottage cheese?

Didn't think so.

(It was either that or feel jealous that she can eat those things and look like that but I can't and never will.)

If those are the only two choices avaliable, then I say go for smug all the way.


ahhh. i need some more, hold up .

sorry about that, later flying betty. So far smug people 2 jealous 0.

Smug 3, Jealous 0! I'd have thrown an apple at her though, haha, just kidding.

I was at the store picking up some stuff for a party... and it wasn't for the veggie tray... Anyway, I was behind this very very large woman in line who had nothing but produce and diet food in her cart. If looks could kill! She surveyed the groceries (like we all do) and then she surveyed me and wouldn't stop giving me "the look". I wanted to say to her, "Honey, it isn't mine. Really. My cart usually looks just like yours."

So, under that circumstance, I wouldn't go the smug route. Under normal circumstances, I KNOW it's not that easy. Strike 4 for smug.