Subject: A Man's First Son
I assume no responsibility for this one.
>> A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in
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>> arms or legs.
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>> The son is just a head!
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>> But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can,
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>> with love and compassion.
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>> After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink.
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>> Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of
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>> him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.
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>> With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the
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>> bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first
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>> sip of alcohol.
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>> Whooosh! A torso pops out!
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>> The bar is dead silent; then bursts in to a whoop of joy.
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>> The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.
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>> The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
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>> The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.
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>> Whooosh! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild.
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>> The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again.
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>> The patrons chant "Take another drink "!
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>> The bartender ignores the whole affair.
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>> By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he
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>> reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.
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>> Whooosh! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos.
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>> The father falls to his knees, tearfully giving thanks!!
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>> The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the
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>> left....then to the right ... right through the front door, into
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>> street, where a truck runs over him a nd kills him instantly.
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>> The bar falls silent.
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>> The father moans in grief.
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>> The bartender sighs and says...
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>> "He should have quit while he was a head!"
