Got this in part of an email and I was like WHAT?!?!?! Guess it MIGHT be a way to do it..but on ME it just adds MORE wrinkles. I'll settle for sagging And swinging. And didn't someone mention hot flashes?



---Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
---I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose. Some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.
---Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.

Cute

That remindes me .....

A balanced diet is a brownie in each hand

inner child playing with matches!! Im going to have to remember that one!!

A favorite that I saw on a homeschooling list was in someones signature line.

It said: I'm not talking to myself! I'm having a parent teacher conference...

That was cute!!

Leenie, Snoopy & Woodstock say a balanced diet is a slice of pizza in one hand and a root beer in the other.