A woman noticed her dog, a schnauzer, seemed to be having trouble hearing. She took him to the vet, who examined his ears, and declared that the dog had way too much hair in his ears, and instructed the woman to go get some very powerful hair remover from the pharmacist.

At the pharmacy, the pharmacist brought the woman the hair remover and began to explain a few safety precautions related to using it. "If this is for your legs," he stated, "do not expose your legs to sun for a few days after using this." "If it is for under your arms, don't use deodorant for at least a day or two..."

"IT'S FOR MY SCHNAUZER!" The woman interrupted. "Well, in that case," the pharmacist continued,"don't ride your bicycle for a week!"