Dr. Smith told her to rub her chest every day after showering, repeating the phrase "Scoobie-Dooby-Doobies, I want bigger boobies." After doing this for a couple of months, it worked! She actually had a nice chest and was very happy about it.
One morning, she found herself sitting on a city bus, when she realized she had forgotten her little morning ritual. Terrified that she might lose her lovely boobies, she jumped up on the bus and said, "Scoobie, dooby-doobies, I want bigger boobies!"
A man sitting on the bus looked up and said, "are you a patient of Dr. Smith."
"Why yes" said the woman, "How did you know?"
The man leaned over, winked and whispered "Hickory Dickory Dock."
