lol I am the same way on my ball, but I have no kids, so if one of my cats wants my attention, they pop it( I am on #3 or 4 right now!)
I have seen balls in kids toy catalogues that have a handle on them to help the kids stay on, have you thought abouut getting one of the kid versions?
https://www.childcrafteducation.com/ has one that is 18 inches in diameterfor ages 3-6, but they have many other sizes too.