This is a two parted question:
1) What is your most embarasing 'fat' moment in life?
2) What is your proudest 'skinny' moment in life?
Right now I just have a couple of humiliating fat moments:
the first: I'm working at the clinic, I take the patients blood pressure, vitals, etc. and sit down on the doctors rolly stool to start typing the patients information down. When I sat down the stool BROKE off from the metal rolly part. Of course I just laughed about it, the doctor I work for fixed it and then he sat on it to take care of the patient.
I sit on it later and it breaks AGAIN.
I could have died, I will never forget that moment.
the second: my super skinny coworker has a blind date with a guy she met on the net. She told me that once, he got very involved with a lady and then met her IRL and come to find out 'she was a 200 pound woman'. Evidently it traumatized him until the meeting he was having today.
SOOO...as soon as the guy walks into the clinic, I come out and shake his hand and pretend to be HER.
Everyone thought it was HILARIOUS, they laughed for days. My self esteem was so bad that I made a joke on myself. The look on that guys face was awful. He look like he hit a deer or something.


