To the Girls !!



Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the **** happened.

-Cora Harvey Armstrong-







Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the ***** up with cookies.
(Unknown)






The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

-Helen Hayes (at 73)-






I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.

-Janette Barber-






Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

-Lily Tomlin-




A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

-Carrie Snow-







Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

-Laurie Kuslansky-








My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

-Erma Bombeck-







Old age ain't no place for sissies.

-Bette Davis-







A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.

-Rhonda Hansome-








The phrase "working mother" is redundant.

-Jane Sellman-







Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.

-Jennifer Unlimited-






Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

-Charlotte Whitton-




Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

-Caryn Leschen-





I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.

-Jennifer Unlimited-





If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

-Catherine-








I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.

-Dolly Parton-







If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

-Sue Grafton-








I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

-Roseanne Barr-








When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

-Elayne Boosler-








Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

-Maryon Pearson-







In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.

-Margaret Thatcher-





I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.

-Gloria Steinem-







I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.


-Zsa Zsa Gabor-






Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.


-Eleanor Roosevelt-

Send this to five bright women you know and make their day.


Every woman I know is bright --so I am sending this to several more