TOM Problems

  • I Can't Stop Eating Before My Period

    Every month Jennifer has the same problem.
    She can't control her eating in the days before her period.

    Every time she starts a diet, she is fine for 3 weeks, then disaster!
    In the fourth week she eats everything she can lay her hands on.

    Result? She feels so bloated and fat that she gives up.

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    JENNIFER IS PERFECTLY NORMAL

    Jennifer's body is only doing what it was designed to do.
    As she approaches her period, her hormones change and this causes
    a natural increase in her calorie requirements.

    In addition, her changing hormone levels often triggers PMS which
    in turn triggers her desire to comfort eat.

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    TAKE CONTROL

    Don't be a Jennifer!
    Don't be taken by surprise when your body goes walkabout!

    Keep a note of when you are due, and allow yourself an extra 350-400
    calories per day.

    If you feel bloated, you are likely to be retaining extra water.
    This can be helped by avoiding salt, plus stimulants like tea or coffee,
    by drinking extra water and by snacking on cucumber and celery.

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    HOW JENNIFER GOES WRONG

    3-4 days before her period is due she starts to get picky
    She finds herself craving a candy bar
    She can't think of anything accept tucking into the cookie jar
    She was doing fine on her diet
    But now she's lost it - is she going crazy?
    She eats the cookies but they don't satisfy her
    She wants something else
    She eats the candy but it doesn't work
    She wants something else
    She eat the bag of potato chips
    She feels sick......

    This goes on for 5 days

    THE DAMAGE
    10 cookies (650)
    1 candy bar (260)
    2 oz bag pretzels/crisps (300)

    TOTAL (1 day) = 1210 calories
    TOTAL (5 days) = 6050 calories

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    WHAT MISS PATTI-PERFECT DOES

    Patti Perfect is the sort of girl who does everything right.
    The sort you want to hose down with fire-hose!

    Patti knows her body
    She knows that her body changes in the run-up to her period
    She knows that she needs to eat extra calories during this time
    She knows that this is when she blows her diet
    She knows this need not happen
    So she plans ahead and decides how she is going to eat extra calories
    She makes sure she has plenty of healthy snacks
    She keeps dried fruit in her pocket (she would!)
    She keeps a supply of crispy vegetables and fresh fruit to hand
    She keeps individual packs of cereal handy

    Every day she plans to eat an extra 350-400 calories
    She takes control.

    THE DAMAGE
    Bowl cereal with skimmed milk (155)
    1 slice wholegrain toast with 1 tsp peanut butter (100)
    2 cups air-popped popcorn (60)
    1/2 cup fat-free yogurt (60)

    TOTAL (1 day) = 375 calories
    TOTAL (5 days) = 1875 calories

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    THE DIFFERENCE IN WEIGHT BETWEEN JENNIFER AND PATTI

    By planning ahead and keeping a good supply of snacks to hand,
    Patti eats 4,175 fewer calories than Jennifer, every month.

    Result?
    At the end of the year, she weighs 14.3 pounds less than Jennifer

    Unfortunately, the following day, Patti is run over by a truck.

    MORAL
    There's more to life than losing weight.

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    BOTTOM LINE

    Eat good carbs
    Don't be afraid of bread and potatoes
    Be careful about adding fat to your food
    Watch out for trucks

    By Anne Collins
    http://www.annecollins.com
  • Thats me all the way!!!!
  • Lynn:

    That piece was so true and yet too funny! I especially liked the part about hosing down Pati-Perfect w/ a fire hose!! LOL!!

    So Laurie are you saying you are a Jennifer??? Are there any Patti-perfects out there? I would say not in this group or otherwise we wouldn't be trying to lose weight here. heheheheheh!!!!
  • No Patti-perfect for me - I don't want to get hit by that truck Somedays I am Teri the terrible - and somedays I'm Teri the terrific!!