Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited
> about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the
> wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
>
> Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
>
> The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
>
> Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
>
> Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
>
> Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
>
> Pharmacist: "All kinds."
>
> Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"
>
> Pharmacist: "Definitely."
>
> Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
>
> Pharmacist: "Of course."
>
> Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
>
> Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
>
> Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes
> for Parkinson's disease?"
>
> Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
>
> Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
>
> Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
>
> Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
>
>
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LMAO love it!! thank you I needed a funny after that baby diaper I just had the joy of switchin' out. Phew!

Little Chick, that is GREAT!