This one just seemed appropriate for Hump Day.
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A very old couple who have been married forever are sitting on the porch
one night.
Suddenly, the old woman reaches over and smacks her husband, knocking him
off the porch and into the bushes.
He crawls back up and asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "For having such a little pecker."
He sits there quietly a moment, then smacks her, sending her off the other
side of the porch and into the bushes.
She crawls back and says, "What was that for?"
He says, "For knowing there was more than one size."
Good one Ruth!!
