, you wipe the sleep out of your eyes and spring out of bed with your usual enthusiasm. As you stagger towards the bathroom, you catch your reflection in the bedroom mirror…. OMIGOD, your fairy godmother
has been doing home visits and you have woken up a SIZE 12 ( or 30” waist for the chaps).
Scrawled on the mirror in indelible marker are the words ‘Because your worth it’ and underneath ‘IOU three wishes’.
Wish 1: Any outfit you would like to wear.. money no object.

Wish 2: Any thing you would like to do.. but have been too afraid to try because of your weight (And notice I said thing, not person!)

Wish 3: Anybody you would like to show-off to, rub their nose in it, or generally gloat at.

Let your imagination run riot.
Mine would be:
1. A super-fitted Armani suit, white silk shirt, killer heels and dangerous smile.
2. I would go back to Venice and ride in a Gondola. I was too afraid last year as I had this mental image of me stepping on one end of the boat and catapulting the Gondolier over my head and into the canal behind me.
3. I would go and show my Mum, so she would stop worrying about me.


